December 2011
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i don't know what to wear tonight.
uhhhh
Me: my teenage years are gonna be a blast!
Life: whoops sorry
High school: haha yeah right
Highschool parties: lol nope you're not invited
Friends: we don't need you anymore lol
Food: I'll be your best friend
Tumblr: lol I'm here for you
Me: okay
It's sad how the people you were once so close...
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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lol i'm not planning tonight.
i always plan the shit out, soooo my friends can do it for tonight.
BITE ME.
My sleep cycle.
thatfunnyblog:
7AM:
5 PM:
3AM:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
thespacecoyote:
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
i'm considering eating blackberry cobbler for...
yup. this seems like a good idea.
fuck it.
wow i really fucking hate not being able to sleep....
i just want to sleep.
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
micherrre asked: helloo! i feel like i'm always liking or reblogging your posts, haha. hopefully you don't find me creepy or anything. i love your blog!